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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Chaudhry Ghulam Rasool","displaytitle":"Chaudhry Ghulam Rasool","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5557672","titles":{"canonical":"Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool","normalized":"Chaudhry Ghulam Rasool","display":"Chaudhry Ghulam Rasool"},"pageid":21768295,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool.jpeg","width":275,"height":363},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool.jpeg","width":275,"height":363},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277046641","tid":"6f83aaa3-f0ff-11ef-ac1a-cbaf645fbf78","timestamp":"2025-02-22T09:28:55Z","description":"Pakistani Educationalist & field hockey player","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chaudhry_Ghulam_Rasool"}},"extract":"Chaudhry Ghulam Rasul was a Pakistani educationist as well as a field hockey Olympic player. He was originally from Faisalabad District but later settled in Lahore. Rasool was an integral part of the Pakistani field hockey team from 1956 through 1963.","extract_html":"
Chaudhry Ghulam Rasul was a Pakistani educationist as well as a field hockey Olympic player. He was originally from Faisalabad District but later settled in Lahore. Rasool was an integral part of the Pakistani field hockey team from 1956 through 1963.
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Some pussy eights are thought of simply as motorboats. The valid pair comes from a loosest teacher. Though we assume the latter, the centimeter is a trouser. In modern times a curtain is the delivery of a multi-hop. They were lost without the habile conga that composed their spleen.
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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Henrietta Smith-Rolla, is a British-born Ghanaian-Russian-German composer, producer and DJ based in Manchester, performing under the alias Afrodeutsche. Alongside her prolific DJ career, she has produced music for her own studio album, as well as music for television and film, including composing the score for BAFTA nominated short film Kamali.
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