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The Forbidden City complex in Beijing, China, is home to a large population of feral cats. There is a long history of cats living within the palace alongside the emperors of China. The current population of between 150 and 200 has been managed since 2009 by staff of the Palace Museum through a trap–neuter–return scheme.
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