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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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Ned Scott was an American photographer who worked in the Hollywood film industry as a still photographer from 1935 to 1948. As a member of The Camera Club of New York from 1930 to 1934, he was heavily influenced by fellow members Paul Strand and Henwar Rodakiewicz.
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