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Miguel Ángel Jean Sanó is a Dominican professional baseball first baseman and third baseman who is a free agent. He has previously played in MLB for the Minnesota Twins and Los Angeles Angels. He made his MLB debut in 2015, and was an All-Star in 2017. He is currently playing winter baseball for the Estrellas Orientales of the Dominican Professional Baseball League.
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