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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

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